I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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