I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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