I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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