then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
