I just cut my nipple shaving
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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