I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i think i just lost a toe
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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