He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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