at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
