It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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