Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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