life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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