Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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