my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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