I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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