if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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