I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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