Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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