her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
worst night to have a conscience
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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