No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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