There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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