I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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