did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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