how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fuck appropriateness.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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