The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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