it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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