I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
