As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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