the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just google imaged poop.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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