A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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