I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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