Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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