I hate your face
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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