Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
