we have officially lost it.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
the raccoons are back...
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