32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
They are going to name an STD after you.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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