are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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