Jerry, you need to find god
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize