It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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