If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize