The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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