You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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