im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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