I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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