I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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