At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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