Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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