do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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