i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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