3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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