We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Come share oat with me in your robe
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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