She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
