id be glad to
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
