And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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