I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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